cosmo sex tip #669

allaboardthekevintran:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

buttsama:

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(Source: jerseyfreshh)

niggakari:

Current mood : Shinji Ikari

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

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(Source: madfawn)

brok-lee:

“where are my dumplings?!”

(Source: hairyrussian)

(Source: pastel-daisys)

shadowmoire:

mechacop:

whoa ash too soon

(Source: ash-ofpallet)

cardashians:

pussy game too strong

(Source: this-is-lackluster)

true3dance:

Why do people hate her so?!?!

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

I think we have a winner

(Source: beckquerel)

(Source: ohcorny)